What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Oh, right

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Sex

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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