How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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