Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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