- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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