- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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