- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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