- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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