- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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