A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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