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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

I asked her where you were.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

im telling maguire

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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