- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

WILLYS

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I had friends on the Death Star.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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