A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

black people

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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