- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

alert("Hello");

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Your big dick.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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