- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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