A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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mexicans fishing

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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