Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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