- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

diarrhea.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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homosexual rights to marriage

Democracy.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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