Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How old are you? 7

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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