- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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