- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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