What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

You having friends.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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