- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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