Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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