- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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