- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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