- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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