- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

It says so on your cap.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Women's rights.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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