- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Get up Look in the mirror

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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