- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

i hate non minorities!

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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