- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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