what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Hail Hitler

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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