- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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