Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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