What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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