- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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