- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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