What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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