- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Death by kayak

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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