Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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