Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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