- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Get up Look in the mirror

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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