- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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