XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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