How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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