- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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how much fish could a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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