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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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