1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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