Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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