- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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