- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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