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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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