A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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