- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Good afternoon.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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