- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

ure mama's so fat

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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