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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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