- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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