whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

My Boyfriend

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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