a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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