Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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How old are you? 7

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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