- Anti Joke

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How old are you? 7

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.