Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sloths

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