What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Your sex life.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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