- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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