- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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