What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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