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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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