Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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