What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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