- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Actually it was me Josh brown

A dog was barking at a tree

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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