- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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