Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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