- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Your mom.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

ask me if im a door yes

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