- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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