- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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