- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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