- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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