- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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