- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

flavin's head

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Arrow in the Knee!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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