What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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