Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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