- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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