why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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