george goodburn is secretly mexican

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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