What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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