- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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