What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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