- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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