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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

whats white jizz

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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