In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

haha black people :D

whats brown and sticky a stick

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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