- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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