Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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