whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What is older than history?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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