- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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