what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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