Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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